Check out that chair! Santa called, he wants it back.

Fashion photography by William Klein, Horst P. Horst, Cecil Beaton, and others is against a Farrow & Ball wallpaper in Sharon’s office; Bunny, a Pomeranian, is one of the Osbournes’ 12 dogs.

The sitting area combines a Romeo sofa by Martyn Lawrence-Bullard Design with an overscale ottoman.

Look! Ozzy got to pick out a chair.

Gorgeous view! I could do without the swan.

Are you as shocked as I am? These pictures are from Architectural Digest. Where are the gargoyles and black roses? This house is so light and bright! You really should go to the link and see all 15 pictures. Maybe you're like me and used to watch MTV's show, Cribs. I was addicted to that show for a while! The premise was to take you through star's and athlete's houses for a tour. My favorite part was when they would walk in the bedroom and look straight into the camera and say, "This is where all the magic is made." Wow! Ozzy and Sharon's "Magic" is in a room full of lavender fabric. Who would have thunk it?!? Maybe he is just too tired to fight for black leather everywhere. As I said, check it out. Too bad they don't have Crazy Train and Highway To Hell as background music.